Time Magazine and Global Warming

Let's make fun of both.

H/t The Politics of the Cross Resurrected

A few alternative captions have been proposed:

• "It's cold, it's hot, whatever; it's a crisis so panic for heaven's sake! (Craig Carter)
• "The sun so hot, I froze to death, O Suzanna don't you cry" (Peter W. Dunn)
• "Out of the frying pan, into the freezer"
  "Any evidence proves my point" (S Masson)

Think you can come up with a better caption than the "circular reasoning"? Go for it!