Found it on the "
What Do You Believe?" blog. With all the recent scandals involving HRC investigators (
hijacking someone's internet connection to post provocative messages,
editing hearing transcripts etc) - this conversation looks almost real...
MALE 1: Man (or Woman) I need a coffee. I was up all night posting on Christian and Neo-Nazi sites.
MALE 2: Hah! As if there’s any difference!
FEMALE 1: Any luck?
MALE 1: Yeah, I got this so-called “normal Alberta housewife” to admit she wants to bring back slavery!
MALE 2: Was her name “Alberta Eve”?
MALE 1: Yeah! You know her?
MALE 2: Uh… That was me, actually. Sorry … So I guess you were “Hitlerhadtherightidea88″?
FEMALE 1: I object to men dominating this conversation!
MALE 2: Oh, I’m really sorry. Please, go ahead…
FEMALE 1: I have nothing to say at this time. I just wanted to raise my objection.
MALE 2: As is your right, of course.
FEMALE 1: Stop treating me like a child. I am a woman, not a girl.
MALE 2: Please, please forgive me. May I lick your boots, mistress?
FEMALE 1: Later. Anyway, I just remembered. Last night I was online too, and I got an Albertan construction worker on record demanding that white men be permitted freedom of speech.
MALE 2: Jesus Christ! Wow! I hope you got a screen shot!
FEMALE 1: Of course. I think we can get “Agent Jadewarr” to pass this on to those <bleep> Zionists he hangs around with. … By the way, when are we going to have them rounded up?
FEMALE 2: Well, they still serve their purpose, for now. And, I’m sorry, but was that construction worker called “Heil Harper”?
FEMALE 1: Yeah, you know him? … … Oh. … … I see.
FEMALE 2: Yeah. That was me. Sorry. … So I guess you were “Deathtoniggers571″?
FEMALE 1: Yeah. [sighs]
[Unanimous groaning]
MALE 1: How the hell are we going to get Canadians to start hating each other!?
FEMALE 2: Does anyone know how to make a bomb?
Found it on the "What Do You Believe?" blog. With all the recent scandals involving HRC investigators (hijacking someone's internet connection to post provocative messages, editing hearing transcripts etc) - this conversation looks almost real... 
2 comments:
This is not meant as a "comment" per se, but you should go to YouTube and watch the satire:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RHPX10xzlMc&NR=1
there is also a part 2....
Those are great! That bald potz in the white shirt (in part two) looks just like Warman. They may not last on You-Tube for long so if you want to keep a downloaded copy - use this great tool.
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