Oh those guys with two left eyes :)

You must be a liberal if you believe:

1. That capital punishment is inhumane but abortion on demand is a human right.


2. That corporations create oppression and governments create prosperity.


3. That guns in the hands of law-abiding citizens are more of a threat than nuclear weapons in the hands of Islamic fundamentalists.


4. That there was no art before government funding.


5. That gender roles are artificial but being homosexual is natural.


6. That global temperatures are less affected by cyclical documented changes in the earth's climate and more affected by soccer moms driving SUV's.


7. That AIDS virus is spread by a lack of government funding.


8. That the same teacher who can't teach 4th-graders how to read is somehow qualified to teach those same kids about sex.


9. That a violent criminal needs 'help' as much as his victim.


10. That outdoorsmen don't care about nature, but loony activists who have never been outside of San Francisco do.


11. That cigarettes and alcohol should be banned but marijuana should be legal.


12. That self-esteem is more important than actually doing something to earn it.


13. That the NRA is bad because it supports certain parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is good because it supports certain parts of the Constitution.


14. That when a heterosexual suddenly discovers he or she is homosexual, it must be accepted without question, but a homosexual can never, ever, suddenly discover he or she is really heterosexual, and if that individual even thinks of attempting to change, he's going to do irreparable harm to himself and the world.


15. That Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem are more important to American history than Thomas Jefferson, Gen. Robert E. Lee, and Thomas Edison.


16. That standardized tests are racist, but racial quotas and set-asides are not.


17. That scrawling swastikas on the wall of a Yeshiva is a legitimate form of protest against the Israeli policy towards arabs but wearing a t-shirt that says 'Homosexuality is a sin' is a hate crime.


18. That the only reason socialism hasn't worked anywhere it's been tried is because the right people haven't been in charge.


19. That no child should ever be told "NO", but slapping hamburgers, cigarettes and other legal products out of the hands of adults is ok.


20. That conservatives telling the truth belong in jail, but a liar and a sex offender belonged in the White House.


21. That homosexual parades displaying drag, transvestites and bestiality should be constitutionally protected, and manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal.

And finally:

22. That this message is a part of a vast, right wing conspiracy :)

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P.S. No, it's not my text, it's something I got in the mail :)